The Panorama City Neighborhood Watch Patrol

By Rick 24

Who can forget this fine organization... Well certainly no one who heard first hand the racist antics of these wanna be vigilantes.

OK perhaps I should start at the beginning... Most of us "kids" used  channel 14 and 24 but often we would use other channels to branch off on different topics or to get away from the bleed over. One of the places we went was "The Motel" which was code to 10-27 to channel 29. We had been doing this for years when suddenly the Panorama City Neighborhood Watch Patrol decided that channel 29 was their private channel and that they had the authority to kick everyone else off of it. Well this did not sit well with most of us. You should never piss off a group of technically astute kids unless you have a better grasp of the technology you are doing battle with. You probably should invest in better than entry level radio equipment too. These guys were clueless about the CB radio, which of course made it great fun to screw with them. Now I know what you must be thinking, why mess with an organization that is trying to clean up the neighborhood? You sound like a group of angry teenagers... Well there were a couple of reasons...

1. They tried to chase us off a channel that we had been using for a long time.

2. The organizer of the group Frank "Zebra One" was one raciest mother fucker! Listen to this sound bite and you will get the idea of what was regularly heard out of his mouth. Zebra One Sound bite

I don't remember how many members were in the Neighborhood Watch Patrol, I might have never known but they all used "Zebra" numbers. I don't remember the numbers getting too far out of the single digits so there were more of us than them. Some of our attacks were planned and some spontaneous, they varied in scope. Steve "Little Shit" and I used to coordinate  over the phone.  The Zebras were so dumb they could not tell us apart. To further the confusion we would slide our radios on and off freq but then make sure that we were both exactly locked on to each other so when we both keyed there would be no heterodyne. It would appear that our power was jumping from a few S units to full scale. I heard them talking once about how I must be running at least a kilowatt. It made me laugh because it was a barefoot Cobra 142 GTL on my end and Steve was running a barefoot Lafayette something or other but happened to live very close to their patrol area. When they would get too close to Steve (trying to T-Hunt him) I would start in and they would switch gears and try to find me. It must have been very frustrating for these guys. If I remember correctly I even had a mobile antenna on a switch that I could "drop the power" even lower. We would tell them that we lived in Burbank or Sylmar to really through them off.

I made a recording using a sample of Franks outburst and a bunch of air checks from Rick Dees. I recorded it onto a custom 10 second 8 Track tape loop. As soon as it played it would stop and it was cued up and ready to play again. I had no direct input to the radio at that point so I acoustically coupled it into the D-104 with a pair of head phones, it sounded great! Some nights every time I heard him I would blast it out over and over, listening to his blood pressure go higher and higher. I remember him threatening us all the time. He was going to find us and beat the shit out of us... we would laugh at him and point out  that an adult threatening and or beating up 15 year old kids was not looked upon favorable in the courts.

Last I heard, Zebra One had suffered a heart attack and later moved to Las Vegas. Gee I hope we had nothing to do with that. :-) Channel 29 returned to normal.

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